Barbie Doll Joke 1
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Crash Test Barbie.
Barbie comes with car and brick wall.
Barbie Doll Joke 2
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marie Antoinette Barbie.
Barbie comes with removable head; guillotine included.
Barbie Doll Joke 3
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hiroshima Barbie.
Barbie is just a shadow of her former self.
Barbie Doll Joke 4
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – East German Swim Team Barbie.
A Barbie head on a Ken doll.
Barbie Doll Joke 5
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Frozen Barbie on a Stick.
You’ll find it in your grocer’s frozen food section.
Barbie Doll Joke 6
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Divorce Barbie.
Barbie comes with the house, the car, and half of Ken’s belongings.
Barbie Doll Joke 7
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Broken Bungee Barbie.
Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement.
Barbie Doll Joke 8
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – FrankenBarbie.
Barbie comes with bolts through her neck.
Barbie Doll Joke 9
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Shock Therapy Barbie.
Barbie comes a with a car battery and wires included.
Barbie Doll Joke 10
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Manic-Depressive Barbie.
Barbie comes with a set of Oriental throwing knives.
Barbie Doll Joke 11
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Biker Barbie.
Barbie comes complete with leathers and tattoos.
Barbie Doll Joke 12
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Eye Patch Barbie.
Barbie comes with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!.
Barbie Doll Joke 13
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Death Row Barbie.
Barbie comes comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately.
Barbie Doll Joke 14
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Grunge Barbie.
Barbie comes with flannel shirt and a goatee.
Barbie Doll Joke 15
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Homeless Barbie.
Barbie comes complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart.
Barbie Doll Joke 16
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Venus de Milo Barbie.
A Barbie made of rock; no head, no arms.
Barbie Doll Joke 17
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyberpunk Barbie.
Barbie includes trodes and implants.
Barbie Doll Joke 18
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Fast Food Barbie.
Also known as McBarbie, you want fries with that?
Barbie Doll Joke 19
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mutant Barbie.
Professor Xavier’s daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume.
Barbie Doll Joke 20
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chain Smoker Barbie.
A Barbie with Surgeon General’s warning on box.
Barbie Doll Joke 21
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Junkie Barbie.
Barbie comes complete with needle tracks.
Barbie Doll Joke 22
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Avalanche Barbie.
A Barbie buried in 16 feet of snow.
Barbie Doll Joke 23
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – LAPD Barbie.
Barbie comes with two nightsticks, in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available..
Barbie Doll Joke 24
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Microsoft Barbie.
Barbie doll with Bill Gates head.
Barbie Doll Joke 25
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Body-Piercing Barbie.
Barbie comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments.
Barbie Doll Joke 26
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tasmanian Barbie.
Barbie spins like a top!.
Barbie Doll Joke 27
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Siamese Twins Barbie.
A unique Barbie complete with surgical instruments.
Barbie Doll Joke 28
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hockey Barbie.
Barbie comes with hockey stick and missing teeth.
Barbie Doll Joke 29
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Marsha Clark Barbie.
A Barbie with a bad haircut and a bad attitude.
Barbie Doll Joke 30
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Kleptomaniac Barbie.
A Barbie doll with suction cup hands.
Barbie Doll Joke 31
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Witch Doctor Barbie.
A Barbie with potions and face paints.
Barbie Doll Joke 32
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Werewolf Barbie.
normal doll, except under a full moon.
Barbie Doll Joke 33
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Cyclops Barbie.
one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately.
Barbie Doll Joke 34
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hippie Barbie.
complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia.
Barbie Doll Joke 35
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mortal Kombat Barbie.
includes more blood than you can even imagine.
Barbie Doll Joke 36
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Safari Barbie.
with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide.
Barbie Doll Joke 37
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Militant Femminist Barbie.
with an assault rifle.
Barbie Doll Joke 38
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Hunchback Barbie.
pull the string and she cries, “Sanctuary! Sanctuary!”.
Barbie Doll Joke 39
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tonya Harding Barbie.
you didn’t think we d sell one without the other, did you?.
Barbie Doll Joke 40
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie Brain in a Jar.
an empty jar.
Barbie Doll Joke 41
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Circus Clown Barbie.
complete with scary face paint and scary wig.
Barbie Doll Joke 42
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Human Cannonball Barbie.
complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet.
Barbie Doll Joke 43
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lion Tamer Barbie.
lion is included; Barbie’s head is not.
Barbie Doll Joke 44
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bearded Barbie.
complete with tweezers.
Barbie Doll Joke 45
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Chernobyl Barbie.
glows in the dark.
Barbie Doll Joke 46
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Princess Leia Barbie.
Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars.
Barbie Doll Joke 47
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Darth Vader Barbie.
with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones.
Barbie Doll Joke 48
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Godzilla Barbie.
six foot tall lizard with Barbie head.
Barbie Doll Joke 49
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – King Kong Barbie.
six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae.
Barbie Doll Joke 50
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – T2 Barbie.
a study in silver.
Barbie Doll Joke 51
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Bugs Barbie.
buck teeth, long ears.
Barbie Doll Joke 52
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Joker Barbie.
Barbie with Joker grin and white face.
Barbie Doll Joke 53
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Dirty Harry Barbie.
comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, “Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!”.
Barbie Doll Joke 54
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Power Ranger Barbie.
with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit.
Barbie Doll Joke 55
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie.
one of the Turtles with Barbie head.
Barbie Doll Joke 56
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Picasso Barbie.
everything in the wrong place.
Barbie Doll Joke 57
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Steamroller Barbie.
doll squashed flat.
Barbie Doll Joke 58
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Roadkill Barbie.
unrecognizable.
Barbie Doll Joke 59
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer.
an excellent Holiday gift idea.
Barbie Doll Joke 60
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Disco Barbie.
dressed in chiffon; includes disco ball.
Barbie Doll Joke 61
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Trailer Park Barbie.
for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like.
Barbie Doll Joke 62
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Battering Ram Barbie.
Barbie’s head on the end of a battering ram.
Barbie Doll Joke 63
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Joan of Arc Barbie.
comes with stake, kindling, and matches.
Barbie Doll Joke 64
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Rastafarian Barbie.
she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!.
Barbie Doll Joke 65
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Medusa Barbie.
Barbie with snakes for hair.
Barbie Doll Joke 66
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Gangsta Barbie.
complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included.
Barbie Doll Joke 67
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mafia Victim Barbie.
feet set in cement–she really sinks!.
Barbie Doll Joke 68
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banzai Barbie.
a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie.
Barbie Doll Joke 69
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tree Hugger Barbie.
pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric.
Barbie Doll Joke 70
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Tool Time Barbie.
includes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with.
Barbie Doll Joke 71
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lumberjack Barbie.
sleeps all night, works all day.
Barbie Doll Joke 72
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Jock Barbie.
looks like Dennis Rodman.
Barbie Doll Joke 73
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Easter Island Barbie.
the famous statue with blonde hair.
Barbie Doll Joke 74
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Banjo Barbie.
complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette.
Barbie Doll Joke 75
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Mick Jagger Barbie.
Mick with Barbie’s head…but Mick’s lips.
Barbie Doll Joke 76
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Headgear Barbie.
guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!.
Barbie Doll Joke 77
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Sumo Barbie.
comes with thong.
Barbie Doll Joke 78
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Teenage Pregnancy Barbie.
complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately.
Barbie Doll Joke 79
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Funeral Home Barbie.
complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud.
Barbie Doll Joke 80
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Rasta Barbie.
she’s got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately.
Barbie Doll Joke 81
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Trailer Trash Barbie.
complete with double wide trailer home.
Barbie Doll Joke 82
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – House Wife Barbie.
dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes.
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