Bus Puns

Bus Puns

15 of the very best hilariously funny bus puns for the discerning bus driver with a wicked sense of humour.

Bus Pun 1
Does this bus stop at the River Thames?
If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash!

Bus Pun 2
What sort of public transport do superheroes use?
Bus Lightyear.

Bus Pun 3
Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them.

Bus Pun 4
Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.

Bus Pun 5
Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

Bus Pun 6
Do they have a conductor on electric buses?

Bus Pun 7
Have you seen the bus website?
Yes – it’s just the ticket!

Bus Pun 8
I hopped on a bus earlier today.
After a while, the driver told me to sit down like everyone else.

Bus Pun 9
I couldn’t get my fridge to work today, so I took the bus instead.

Bus Pun 10
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Bus Pun 11
I often get a 147 when I play snooker.
It’s the bus that stops outside the hall.

Bus Pun 12
How do eels get around the seabed?
They go by octobus.

Bus Pun 13
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop on.

Bus Pun 14
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Bus Pun 15
What “bus” crossed the ocean?

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