Best Cannibal Jokes

Best Cannibal Jokes

Something to ponder: Is the best cannibal a cannibal which commits acts of cannibalism better than other cannibals?

Best Cannibal Joke 1
A cannibal’s dilemma: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Best Cannibal Joke 2
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.

Best Cannibal Joke 3
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m,lasses.”

Best Cannibal Joke 4
Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick!
Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down!

Best Cannibal Joke 5
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

Best Cannibal Joke 6
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?
Because they’re headcases.

Best Cannibal Joke 7
What is a cannibal’s favorite food?
Baked Beings.

Best Cannibal Joke 8
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well!

Best Cannibal Joke 9
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.

Best Cannibal Joke 10
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.

Best Cannibal Joke 11
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.
Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks!”

Best Cannibal Joke 12
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.

Best Cannibal Joke 13
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.

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