Cannibal Jokes One Liners
One Liner Cannibal Joke 1
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 2
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand !
One Liner Cannibal Joke 3
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn’t eat another mortal.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 4
When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 5
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?
They taste funny.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 6
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 7
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 8
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 9
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 10
What did the cannibal have for lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
One Liner Cannibal Joke 11
What’s the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
One Liner Cannibal Joke 12
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife?
He was an aunteater.
One Liner Cannibal Joke 13
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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