Good Cannibal Jokes

Good Cannibal Jokes

Be afraid, be very afraid for a delicious helping of unbelievably good cannibal jokes!

Good Cannibal Joke 1
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!

Good Cannibal Joke 2
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them the runs!

Good Cannibal Joke 3
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!

Good Cannibal Joke 4
What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!

Good Cannibal Joke 5
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
Nice to meat you!

Good Cannibal Joke 6
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot.
The cannibal turned to his friend and said, What’s this flier doing in my soup?

Good Cannibal Joke 7
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

Good Cannibal Joke 8
Was the principals brother really a missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity!

Good Cannibal Joke 9
What do cannibal say when they say grace?
We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!

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