Cow Jokes

Be afraid, be very afraid at a plethora of funny cow jokes, don’t be a cowherd or a moody cow, get with the rest of the heard and enjoy these mooving jokes.

Funny Cow Joke 1
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd!

Funny Cow Joke 2
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.

Funny Cow Joke 3
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Funny Cow Joke 4
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.

Funny Cow Joke 5
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Funny Cow Joke 6
What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A shadow.

Funny Cow Joke 7
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows!

Funny Cow Joke 8
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.

Funny Cow Joke 9
What do you get if you cross a cow, a French fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato!

Funny Cow Joke 10
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!

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