Cow Jokes For Kids
Cow Jokes For Kids 1
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
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What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic!
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What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to the mooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
A kangamoo!
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What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper!
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows!
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo.
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What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs!
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What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half!
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa!
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
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What is the definition of “derange”?
De place where de cowboys ride!
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla!
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What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand!
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What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
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What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
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