Cow One Liners
Cow One Liners 1
Is there big money in the cattle business?
So I’ve herd!
Cow One Liners 2
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed!
Cow One Liners 3
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It’s a place of udder delight.
Cow One Liners 4
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don’t work.
Cow One Liners 5
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
Cow One Liners 6
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them!
Cow One Liners 7
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
“Beeflt!”
Cow One Liners 8
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A!
Cow One Liners 9
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up!
Cow One Liners 10
Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies?
Bull: I ll let them go barefoot!
Cow One Liners 11
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moosician!
Cow One Liners 12
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare!
Cow One Liners 13
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Cow One Liners 14
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!
Cow One Liners 15
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She ll cream you!
Cow One Liners 16
What is the most important use for cowhide?
To hold the cow together.
Cow One Liners 17
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri!
Cow One Liners 18
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Cow One Liners 19
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
Cow One Liners 20
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down
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