Cow Puns
Cow Pun 1
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows!
Cow Pun 2
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!
Cow Pun 3
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones!
Cow Joke 4
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef!
Cow Pun 5
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
Cow Pun 6
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Cow Pun 7
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk!
Cow Pun 8
Why couldn’t the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized!
Cow Joke 9
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?
Sir Loin!
Cow Pun 10
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood!
Cow Pun 11
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher!
Cow Pun 12
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case!
Cow Pun 13
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way!
Cow Pun 14
What do you get if you cross a cow, a French fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato!
Cow Pun 15
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball!
Cow Pun 16
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf
Cow Pun 17
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers!
Cow Pun 18
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlemoo!
Cow Pun 19
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
Cow Pun 20
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow!
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