Dance Joke 1
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

Dance Joke 2
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Dance Joke 3
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

Dance Joke 4
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

Dance Joke 5
Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”

Dance Joke 6
What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

Dance Joke 7
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

Dance Joke 8
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Dance Joke 9
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”

Dance Joke 10
How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Dance Joke 11
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Dance Joke 12
What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.

Dance Joke 13
What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

Dance Joke 14
What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).

Dance Joke 15
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Dance Joke 16
What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.

Dance Joke 17
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

Dance Joke 18
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

Dance Joke 19
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

Dance Joke 20
What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !

Dance Joke 21
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

Dance Joke 22
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.

Dance Joke 23
I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.

Dance Joke 24
How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

Dance Joke 25
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !

Dance Joke 26
Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!

Dance Joke 27
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Dance Joke 28
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down. He says “I don’t need to write it down” She says “Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down” “I don”t need to write it down” He says and walks off in a huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs. “I told you to write it down” she says, “You forgot my toast”.

Dance Joke 29
Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!

Dance Joke 30
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

Dance Joke 31
What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Dance Joke 32
What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Vaults.

Dance Joke 33
Why did the two knives go to the dance together? Because they both looked sharp!

Dance Joke 34
These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i m gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?

Dance Joke 35
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean “Liner”

Dance Joke 36
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”

Dance Joke 37
What is a frog’s favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

Dance Joke 38
What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !

Dance Joke 39
Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

Dance Joke 40
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)

Dance Joke 41
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.

Dance Joke 42
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

Dance Joke 43
What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

Dance Joke 44
Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Dance Joke 45
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!…Six!…Seven!…Eight!

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