Frog Joke 1
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said “BUK BUK BUK” Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said “BUK BUK BUK” Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it’s head up saying “RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!”
Frog Joke 2
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
Frog Joke 3
I d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
Frog Joke 4
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !
Frog Joke 5
What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
Frog Joke 6
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Frog Joke 7
What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
Frog Joke 8
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !
Frog Joke 9
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
Frog Joke 10
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
Frog Joke 11
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
Frog Joke 12
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
Frog Joke 13
When is a car like a frog ? When it’s becing toad !
Frog Joke 14
Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
Frog Joke 15
What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart’s new !
Frog Joke 16
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !
Frog Joke 17
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
Frog Joke 18
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
Frog Joke 19
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
Frog Joke 20
Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
Frog Joke 21
How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !
Frog Joke 22
What’s a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
Frog Joke 23
Whats a frogs favourite game ? It’s croak-et !
Frog Joke 24
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !
Frog Joke 25
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
Frog Joke 26
What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
Frog Joke 27
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
Frog Joke 28
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
Frog Joke 29
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Frog Joke 30
What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
Frog Joke 31
What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !
Frog Joke 32
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Frog Joke 33
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
Frog Joke 34
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
Frog Joke 35
What’s a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
Frog Joke 36
What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
Frog Joke 37
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
Frog Joke 38
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
Frog Joke 39
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
Frog Joke 40
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
Frog Joke 41
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
Frog Joke 42
What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You ll croak in no time !
Frog Joke 43
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
Frog Joke 44
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
Frog Joke 45
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
Frog Joke 46
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
Frog Joke 47
What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you re having flies!
Frog Joke 48
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
Frog Joke 49
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?
Frog Joke 50
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Frog Joke 51
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Frog Joke 52
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn t.
Frog Joke 53
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Frog Joke 54
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Frog Joke 55
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
Frog Joke 56
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager, “that’s a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”
Frog Joke 57
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”
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