Halloween Jokes 1
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Halloween Jokes 2
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.
Halloween Jokes 3
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Halloween Jokes 4
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
Halloween Jokes 5
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
Halloween Jokes 6
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Halloween Jokes 7
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Halloween Jokes 8
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
Halloween Jokes 9
Doctor, doctor, I m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Halloween Jokes 10
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Halloween Jokes for Kids
Halloween Jokes for Kids 1
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light’s witch!
Halloween Jokes for Kids 2
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I m an undercover agent,” he replied.
Halloween Jokes for Kids 3
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
Halloween Jokes for Kids 4
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
Halloween Jokes for Kids 5
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
Halloween Jokes for Kids 6
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. Are you here as a ghost? asked his friends No, I m an undercover agent”.
Halloween Jokes for Kids 7
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for tick or tweet !
Halloween Jokes for Kids 8
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Halloween Jokes for Kids 9
What do fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”
Halloween Jokes for Kids 10
What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick-or-tweet!”
Funny Halloween Jokes
Funny Halloween Jokes 1
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?” Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
Funny Halloween Jokes 2
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Funny Halloween Jokes 3
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
Funny Halloween Jokes 4
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
Funny Halloween Jokes 5
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
Funny Halloween Jokes 6
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
Funny Halloween Jokes 7
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
Funny Halloween Jokes 8
What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
Funny Halloween Jokes 9
What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
Funny Halloween Jokes 10
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
Jokes for Halloween
Jokes for Halloween 1
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
Jokes for Halloween 2
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Jokes for Halloween 3
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They re used to people goblin them!
Jokes for Halloween 4
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
Jokes for Halloween 5
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
Jokes for Halloween 6
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters.
So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet.
That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.
The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
Jokes for Halloween 7
Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
Jokes for Halloween 8
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!
Jokes for Halloween 9
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
Jokes for Halloween 10
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful.
The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”
The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!”
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door.
The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.”
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, “Twick or Tweat!” The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing.
The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl’s Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
“Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!”
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