Tight with Money Jokes
Tight with Money Joke 1
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
Tight with Money Joke 2
My Dad is so tight as kids we were 8 before we realised the gas meter wasn’t our piggy bank!
Tight with Money Joke 3
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn’t have a buck.
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When does a male deer need money?
When he doesn’t have a doe.
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How can you make money fast?
Glue it to the floor.
Tight with Money Joke 6
Where do Eskimos keep their money safe?
In snowbanks.
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Where do hogs keep their money safe?
In piggy banks.
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Where do trees keep their money safe?
In branch banks.
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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
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Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because money talks.
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How can you get rich by eating?
Eat fortune cookies.
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