Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes

A monstrously funny collection of 25 work safe and kid friendly Frankenstein jokes.

Frankenstein Joke 1
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

Frankenstein Joke 2
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?

Frankenstein Joke 3
Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention?, It’s a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.
Igor: But What’s it for?
Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.

Frankenstein Joke 4
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.
Frankenstein said, “Monster, monster, what are you doing here?”
The monster said, “Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I’ve come to meet my maker.”

Frankenstein Joke 5
Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit!
Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.

Frankenstein Joke 6
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.

Frankenstein Joke 7
How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.

Frankenstein Joke 8
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.

Frankenstein Joke 9
Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede.
Dracula: And what did he get?
Igor: We don’t know – we haven’t managed to catch it yet.

Frankenstein Joke 10
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.

Frankenstein Joke 11
What brings the monster’s babies?
The Frankenstork.

Frankenstein Joke 12
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog?
I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

Frankenstein Joke 13
What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.

Frankenstein Joke 14
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

Frankenstein Joke 15
What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?

Frankenstein Joke 16
What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road?
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Frankenstein Joke 17
What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussuad’s.

Frankenstein Joke 18
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.

Frankenstein Joke 19
What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.

Frankenstein Joke 20
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

Frankenstein Joke 21
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?

Frankenstein Joke 22
What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein.

Frankenstein Joke 23
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.

Frankenstein Joke 24
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
He had a crush on her.

Frankenstein Joke 25
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.

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