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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
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A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.
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A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”
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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.
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Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
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Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.
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Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
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Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
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Damn boy there’s only 2 things I like riding up my ass, my G-String and you!
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Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!
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Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
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Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
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Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is F*CKED UP!
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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I’d like to tap that!
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
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Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
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Do you want to do math? Let’s add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
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Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
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Do you work for Cingular, Cause you’re raisen my bar!
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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Excuse me, did you just fart?
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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
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Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
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Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” [No] Then wink.
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Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
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Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!
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Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me.
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Hi, my name’s Fred, would you like to test my bed?
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Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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I don’t know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
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I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
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I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
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I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
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I must be lost… because I see paradise.
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I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would it be the same answer as the answer to this question?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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If you were a booger I would pick you first.
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If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
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If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.
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If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
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I’m gay, think you can convert me?
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I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
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I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
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I’m like a faucet. The more you turn me on,the wetter I get.
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I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
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I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?
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Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven?
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
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It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
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I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
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Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
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Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I’ll nail you!
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Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
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Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
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My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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My name’s [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
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My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
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Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
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Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
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Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
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That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
Funny Pick Up Line 99
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Funny Pick Up Line 100
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Funny Pick Up Line 101
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
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Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
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Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
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We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
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What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
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What’s up girl, you don’t recognize me with my clothes on?
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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
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You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
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You know what would look good on you? Me!
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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You turn my software into hardware!
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Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
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You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…
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