Rabbit Joke 1
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already.

Rabbit Joke 2
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I ll tell you when you re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.

Rabbit Joke 3
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

Rabbit Joke 4
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!

Rabbit Joke 5
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

Rabbit Joke 6
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!

Rabbit Joke 7
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.

Rabbit Joke 8
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

Rabbit Joke 9
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

Rabbit Joke 10
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

Rabbit Joke 11
How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

Rabbit Joke 12
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

Rabbit Joke 13
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don’t feed it.

Rabbit Joke 14
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.

Rabbit Joke 15
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.

Rabbit Joke 16
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.

Rabbit Joke 17
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that’s Sophie’s natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

Rabbit Joke 18
May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don’t split hares!

Rabbit Joke 19
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn t. How do you know he isn t? Because I am.

Rabbit Joke 20
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

Rabbit Joke 21
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don’t worry; be hoppy!

Rabbit Joke 22
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he’s eating your lettuce.

Rabbit Joke 23
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

Rabbit Joke 24
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

Rabbit Joke 25
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!

Rabbit Joke 26
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

Rabbit Joke 27
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it’s a gift!

Rabbit Joke 28
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Rabbit Joke 29
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

Rabbit Joke 30
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.

Rabbit Joke 31
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!

Rabbit Joke 32
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

Rabbit Joke 33
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

Rabbit Joke 34
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

Rabbit Joke 35
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

Rabbit Joke 36
What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

Rabbit Joke 37
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

Rabbit Joke 38
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!

Rabbit Joke 39
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.

Rabbit Joke 40
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny

Rabbit Joke 41
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

Rabbit Joke 42
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

Rabbit Joke 43
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.

Rabbit Joke 44
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.

Rabbit Joke 45
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone’s forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

Rabbit Joke 46
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

Rabbit Joke 47
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.

Rabbit Joke 48
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

Rabbit Joke 49
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.

Rabbit Joke 50
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

Rabbit Joke 51
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

Rabbit Joke 52
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

Rabbit Joke 53
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”

Rabbit Joke 54
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Rabbit Joke 55
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.

Rabbit Joke 56
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Rabbit Joke 57
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

Rabbit Joke 58
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.

Rabbit Joke 59
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

Rabbit Joke 60
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Rabbit Joke 61
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

Rabbit Joke 62
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.

Rabbit Joke 63
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren!

Rabbit Joke 64
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

Rabbit Joke 65
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Rabbit Joke 66
What’s a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.

Rabbit Joke 67
What’s a rabbits favorite dance? The bunny hop.

Rabbit Joke 68
What’s a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

Rabbit Joke 69
What’s a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.

Rabbit Joke 70
What’s a rabbits favorite song? “Hoppy Birthday to You.”

Rabbit Joke 71
What’s a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

Rabbit Joke 72
What’s a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!

Rabbit Joke 73
What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

Rabbit Joke 74
What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

Rabbit Joke 75
When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won’t get them braces.

Rabbit Joke 76
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

Rabbit Joke 77
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.

Rabbit Joke 78
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!

Rabbit Joke 79
Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

Rabbit Joke 80
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

Rabbit Joke 81
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

Rabbit Joke 82
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Rabbit Joke 83
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

Rabbit Joke 84
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

Rabbit Joke 85
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Rabbit Joke 86
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.

Rabbit Joke 87
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Rabbit Joke 88
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Rabbit Joke 89
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Rabbit Joke 90
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery!

Rabbit Joke 91
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.

Rabbit Joke 92
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.

Rabbit Joke 93
What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

Rabbit Joke 94
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!

Rabbit Joke 95
Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.

Rabbit Joke 96
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one “ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, “were going to run for it you idiot I m your brother.

Rabbit Joke 97
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?” The lady confirmed, “Yes.” “Well,” the rabbit said, “I m westing.”

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