Good Sheep Jokes

Good Sheep Jokes

All sheep jokes are good, so these must be the best sheep jokes.

Good Sheep Jokes

Good Sheep Joke 1
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Good Sheep Joke 2
What’s a sheep’s favorite computer component?
The RAM!

Good Sheep Joke 3
Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

Good Sheep Joke 4
What’s a sheep’s favorite mythical creature?
A ewe-nicorn!

Good Sheep Joke 5
Two sheep in a field
One sheep says “baaa”.
The other sheep replies “isn’t it a little early for a drink?”

Good Sheep Joke 6
If Iron Man was a sheep would he be called Steel Wool?

Good Sheep Joke 7
What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-lerina!

Good Sheep Joke 8
What do you call a sheep that plays fetch?
A sheepdog!

Good Sheep Joke 9
What do you call a religious sheep?
A baaaaptist.

Good Sheep Joke 10
Why can’t sheep stop injuring themselves?
I don’t know, they just keep ramming into things!

Good Sheep Joke 11Why did the ewe skip the family reunion?
She was always the black sheep of the family!

Good Sheep Joke 12
Why was the lamb hiding from everyone?
It was feeling sheepish!

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