Sheep Puns
Sheep Pun 1
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Sheep Pun 2
What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.
Sheep Pun 3
What did the sheep want to do?
To wool the world.
Sheep Pun 4
Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the baaaaaahamas.
Sheep Pun 5
What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?
A baaaa-boon!
Sheep Pun 6
What do you call a religious sheep?
A baaaaptist.
Sheep Pun 7
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
The baa-baa shop!
Sheep Pun 8
What do you call sheep taking over France?
Baaaa-stile Day.
Sheep Pun 9
Where do sheep go when they die?
To the baa baa que.
Sheep Pun 10
Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside?
It was being baaaaaaaad!
Sheep Pun 11
Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Sheep Pun 12
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!
Funny Sheep Puns
Funny Sheep Pun 1
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
“Fleece Navidad!”
Funny Sheep Pun 2
Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
Because she did a ewe-turn!
Funny Sheep Pun 3
What is a sheep’s favourite food?
Granola baaar.
Funny Sheep Pun 4
What did the first sheep say to the other sheep as it held the gate open?
After ewe.
Funny Sheep Pun 5
What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-lerina!
Funny Sheep Pun 6
What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
A shhhheep!
Funny Sheep Pun 7
What do you call an old sheep?
Pasture prime!
Funny Sheep Pun 8
Where do sheeps take a bath?
In a baaaa-th tub!
Funny Sheep Pun 9
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
Funny Sheep Pun 10
What is a sheep’s favorite newspaper?
The Wool Street Journal.
Funny Sheep Pun 11
Where do sheep get their wool cut?
At the baa-baa shop!
Funny Sheep Pun 12
Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?
They always make illegal ewe turns.
Funny Sheep Pun 13
Why did the lamb call the police?
He had been fleeced.
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