Time Puns
Time Pun 1
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog.
Time Pun 2
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!
Time Pun 3
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets when a clock is around?
Because time will tell.
Time Pun 4
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
Time Pun 5
What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring time.
Time Pun 6
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock?
Because she felt like killing time.
Time Pun 7
What dog can tell the time?
A watch dog!
Time Pun 8
Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill time.
Time Pun 9
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
Long time no sea.
Time Pun 10
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven?
He wanted to have a hot time.
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