Time Travel Jokes

Back To The Future 4

Time Travel Joke 1
“I can’t wait to see Back To The Future 4. It was pretty good!”

Time Travel Joke 2
I’m a time traveler, and I came here to tell you a joke from the future.
But it’s just too far ahead of its time.

Time Travel Joke 3
I’m tempted to take up time travel, but I’m not sure there’s any future in it.

Time Travel Joke 4
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future!
When did this start?
Next Thursday afternoon.

Time Travel Joke 5
I always wanted to get into sci-fi movies about time travel, but my interest in time travel ended before it really began.

Time Travel Joke 6
I asked my greedy brother if there was any food left and he said “Only if you can time travel!”

Time Travel Joke 7
If I could time travel I’d go to my funeral and take the names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.

Time Travel Joke 8
Knock knock
Who is it?
A time traveler
A time traveler who?
Knock knock

Time Travel Joke 9
My friend invented a device to bring back herbs from the future. He calls it his “thyme machine.”

Time Travel Joke 10
My relationship with a time traveling girl was a complete disaster.
It was over even before it began.

Time Travel Joke 11
NASA should hire birds as time travel researchers, birds have been studying wormholes for thousands of years!

Time Travel Joke 12
The bartender says “we don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Time Travel Joke 13
The lab have postponed their next time travel experiment until last week.

Time Travel Joke 14
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.

Time Travel Joke 15
Time travel classes: starts last Friday.

Time Travel Joke 16
What do we want?
Time travel!
When do we want it?
It’s irrelevant!

Time Travel Joke 17
What do you call a time traveling cow?
Doctor Moo

Time Travel Joke 18
What happens if Doctor Who goes back in time and sees himself?
A pair o’ docs.

Time Travel Joke 19
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Time Travel Joke 20
A time traveler walks into a bar. He enjoyed his food so much he went back four seconds.

Time Travel Joke 21
At school I was voted “most likely to travel back in time, class of 2099.”

Time Travel Joke 22
I bumped into a very good friend who’s a fellow member of my time traveling club. We go back years.

Time Travel Joke 23
I think my wife is a time traveler
Doctors are saying we should avoid close physical contact to stop the spread of the coronavirus.
Somehow she knew about this years ago.

Time Travel Joke 24
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the past now.

Time Travel Joke 25
I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.

Time Travel Joke 26
I won a prize in the local time travel club raffle, two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.

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