Wet Weather Jokes

Wet Weather Jokes

The great thing about wet weather jokes is you can enjoy them while it’s pouring down with rain outside and you are warm and dry inside.

Wet Weather Joke 1
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It’s called Monday.

Wet Weather Joke 2
Fred: I’m sure I’m right.
Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!

Wet Weather Joke 3
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.

Wet Weather Joke 4
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

Wet Weather Joke 5
What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
I mist you.

Wet Weather Joke 6
What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
The ocean

Wet Weather Joke 7
What type of sense of humor does rain have?
A very wet sense of humor

WetWeather Joke 8
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.

Wet Weather Joke 9
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
A wet one.

Wet Weather Joke 10
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned there.

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