Zodiac Joke 1
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Zodiac Joke 2
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Zodiac Joke 3
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Zodiac Joke 4
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Zodiac Joke 5
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Zodiac Joke 6
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
Zodiac Joke 7
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Zodiac Joke 8
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Zodiac Joke 9
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Zodiac Joke 10
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they re a legitimate business expense.
Zodiac Joke 11
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Zodiac Joke 12
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Zodiac Joke 13
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done!
Zodiac Joke 14
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they re done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.
Zodiac Joke 15
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the “Bluffer’s Guide to Changing Lightbulbs.”
Zodiac Joke 16
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
Zodiac Joke 17
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
Zodiac Joke 18
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they re out.
Zodiac Joke 19
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps …
Zodiac Joke 20
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?
Zodiac Joke 21
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Zodiac Joke 22
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Zodiac Joke 23
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?
Zodiac Joke 24
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Zodiac Joke 25
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
Zodiac Joke 26
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
Zodiac Joke 27
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
Zodiac Joke 28
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None – they d rather sit in the dark.
Zodiac Joke 29
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Zodiac Joke 30
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?
Zodiac Joke 31
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They re too busy changing them for everyone else.
Zodiac Joke 32
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Zodiac Joke 33
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don’t like to change anything.
Zodiac Joke 34
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Zodiac Joke 35
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let’s see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide Who’s fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they re changing the bulb
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