The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, “Before I die there’s something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all — have you ever tasted ham?”
“Well,” the rabbi laughed, “sure I’ve tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die — could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?”
The priest blushed and said, “There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman.”
The rabbi looked at the priest and said, “Beats the hell out of ham, don’t it?”
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