A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes.
Michael Jackson Joke 01
Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore!
Michael Jackson Joke 02
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Michael Jackson Joke 03
Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 04
I heard Michael Jackson died from a Viagra overdoes when Jon and Kate asked him to come over and babysit.
Michael Jackson Joke 05
McDonald’s made a burger in memory of Michale Jackson, a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson Joke 06
Michael Jackson in heaven, just when baby P thought it was safe!
Michael Jackson Joke 07
Since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic when he dies he will be melted into a set of Lego bricks so that little kids can still play with him!
Michael Jackson Joke 08
When MJ woke up in the morning on the day he died, he said he wasn’t feeling himself. It was the little kid from next door.
Michael Jackson Joke 09
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 10
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Michael Jackson Joke 11
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Michael Jackson Joke 12
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Michael Jackson Joke 13
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he got to heaven.
A: Asked God if he could meet his son.
Michael Jackson Joke 14
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Michael Jackson Joke 15
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Michael Jackson Joke 16
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Michael Jackson Joke 17
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael Jackson Joke 18
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
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