Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Waldo and Carmen, San Deigo at all times.
The buck refuses to stop at Chuck Norris.
Jesus, Chuck Norris, and a normal man are standing by the ocean. “Follow me,” Says Jesus, so the others follow.
The normal man drowns. When Jesus noticed, he said “Did we forget to tell him about the stepping stones we use?”
Chuck Norris just stared at him seriously and said “What stones?”
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret.
Chuck Norris believes it’s not butter.
Before going to bed every night, the Boogey Man checks under his bed and in his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Spider Man underwear. Spider Man wears Chuck Norris underwear.
Psy does “Chuck Norris Style”
Chuck Norris is the reason both Mars and Antarctica are unpopulated by humans.
-JoJo P.S. I made up most of there :D
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