69 Position Jokes

69 Position Jokes

I could only manage to find six funny position jokes, so I’ll have to owe you the missing 63 position jokes!

69 Position Joke 1
Say it with a 69, flowers are for pussies -nice!

69 Position Joke 2
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried position 69?
She said, “No, but I have done 49: that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night”

69 Position Joke 3
What’s the difference between 69 and 6.9?
6.9 is a great sex position interrupted by a period.

69 Position Joke 4
The 69 position, why men invented mouthwash.

69 Position Joke 5
Position 69, when a man truly loves a woman.

69 Position Joke 6
Son: “Dad what is 69?”
Dad: “Hmm, well son, it’s a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time”.
Son: “Should I write odd or even?”

Continue Reading 69 Jokes