Funny 69 Jokes
Funny 69 Joke 1
My husband keeps insisting we try 69, but I think we should keep the thermostat at 72 degrees this winter.
Funny 69 Joke 2
Our Math teacher asked the class “What comes after 69”?
Mouthwash was the wrong answer.
Funny 69 Joke 3
Karma is like 69.
You get what you give.
Funny 69 Joke 4
Never ask a 69 year old to act their age!
Funny 69 Joke 5
What’s better than 69?
77, you get 8 more.
Funny 69 Joke 6
Why can Miss Piggy only count to 68?
When she gets to 69, she gets a frog in her throat.
Funny 69 Joke 7
Blink 182 – Maroon 5 + 69 + 420 = 666
Funny 69 Joke 8
6yr old Daughter: “Daddy, what is 69?”
Daddy: “It’s just a number dear.”
Daughter: “It’s no wonder Mommy left you!”
Funny 69 Joke 9
69% of people will find something sexual in this sentence!
Funny 69 Joke 10
If you’re ever worried there’s an intruder in your home, shout 69 down the stairs, if no one laughs, there’s no one there.
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