Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy says, "Really? I think I'd just pet him first."

Two blonde friends, Jenny and Jane, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. The blondes agreed that when their allotted gambling money was gone, she would go sit on the beach and wait for the other to finish gambling. Jane quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the […]

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had Akinetic Mutism.

Your mom so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl. Yo Mama So Stupid Super Bowel Joke Submitted by Grant Marcum

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John, Paul, Peter and Thomas reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. John says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride […]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I've just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That's […]

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop asked, “What’s he like?” The little boy replied, “Beer and women with big boobs.”

You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area.

Funny Marriage Quote 01 Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Funny Marriage Quote 02 Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Funny Marriage Quote 03 Marriage is the process of […]

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him […]

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy […]

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Funny Motto 1 A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat. Funny Motto 2 Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity Funny Motto 3 Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. Funny Motto 4 Eagles may […]

A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, “Who do I talk to about getting a loan?” The teller shows him to the office of the loans manager, Ms. Patricia Black. “I would like a loan for $20.00 to buy a new lily pad,” the frog tells her. “Do you have any collateral?” […]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk.

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and […]

A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, “Mom, is there a Santa Claus?” “Well, what do you think?” I asked him. He replied, “Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper.” He thought for a […]

“I have good news and bad news,” the defense lawyer says to his client. ”What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says, “Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene.” “Dammit!” cries the client. “What’s the good news?” “Well,” the lawyer says, “Your cholesterol is down to 140.”

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Christmas was finally over and the Pastor’s wife dropped into an easy chair saying, “Boy! Am I ever tried.” Her husband looked over at her and said, “I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?” “Dear,” she replied, “I had […]

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of […]

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. “Did you see their face?” her friends asked when she came back inside. “No, but it’s okay — I got the license plate number!” Rating: […]

Clinton Joke 1 Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I m about to hurt you”? A: “Trust me.” Clinton Joke 2 Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase. Clinton Joke 3 Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane […]

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells “Give me a Budweiser, or…!” Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should stand […]

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing “Tuff Enuff” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. “That IS amazing!” says the bartender and gives the guy […]

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. […]

One Liner Panty Joke What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings.

You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from meetings is your main staple of your diet. You Work in Corporate America If Fun is when issues […]