Jock Joke 1The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.“Please,” protested the college President, “you already make more than the entire History department.”“Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.”He went out into the hall and […]

A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. Michael Jackson Joke 01 Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore! Michael Jackson Joke 02 Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 […]

Jokes about dead babies are an acquired taste, if you find dead baby jokes distressing please do NOT read these jokes, go to the clean baby jokes section instead. Best Dead Baby Jokes Best Dead Baby Joke 1How do you get a baby to run faster?Chase it with the lawn mower. Best Dead Baby Joke […]

Funny Bonfire Night Jokes Funny Bonfire Night Jokes 1I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying “Fireworks”.How right they were. Funny Bonfire Night Jokes 2How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th?Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the […]

Breaking News from Kim Jong Un the enigmatic North Korean leader. A 6.3 magnitude earthquake detected near a nuclear weapons test site in North Korea indicates a 100 kiloton explosion. Should we be worried? North Korea Builds 1st Hydrogen Bomb, Still Can’t Find A Good Barber I think we’ll be fine.

iPhone 6 Jokes iPhone 6 Jokes 1 How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features! iPhone 6 Jokes 2 What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? […]

Funny Apple Jokes Funny Apple Jokes 1 What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then! Funny Apple Jokes 2 The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. Funny Apple Jokes 3 Why did Eve want to move […]

Funny Business Jokes Funny Business Jokes 1 A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into […]

Halloween Jokes 1 What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie. Halloween Jokes 2 Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana. Halloween Jokes 3 Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit! Halloween […]

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Funny Banana Jokes Funny Banana Jokes 1 Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches. Funny Banana Jokes 2 What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana. Funny Banana Jokes 3 How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. Funny Banana […]

A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay anyone in the kingdom 200 gold pieces if they could make his donkey happy. Many tried, all failed. Then a jester went in to see the donkey, and when he came […]

Funny Rude Jokes Funny Rude Jokes 1 Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69. Funny Rude Jokes 2 Why can’t scientists find a cure for AIDS? They can’t get the laboratory mice to arse fuck. Funny Rude Jokes 3 Why can’t women read maps? Because […]

100 of the top dirty jokes in English on the Internet, if you can find better dirty jokes with an hilarious edge, post your jokes as a comment below. Dirty Jokes 1 What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo Dirty Jokes 2 What is a lesbian’s favourite thing to eat? A Klondike […]

A new collection of free funny Yo Mama So Fat Jokes to chuckle over. Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 1 Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes 2 […]

Why is there a string on a tampon? So you can floss when you’re done with your meal. Funny Gross Joke Submitted by Gross Out

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six.” A short time later, the husband returns with six cartons of milk. “Why did you buy six cartons of milk?” the wife asks. He replies, “They had avocados.” Correct Grammar […]

Yo Mama so Brain Dead I told her leave them left-handed bandits alone and she said, “What..?” Brain Dead Mama Submitted by Ashley

What’s the difference between a physician and a psychiatrist? One asks you to open and say, “Ah.” The other asks you to open and say, “Aww.” What’s the difference between a physician and a psychiatrist? Submitted by Scott Talbot Evans

Why did Jesus cross the road? To get NAILED! Not For Loving Christians Submitted by DeAthiest

Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Waldo and Carmen, San Deigo at all times. The buck refuses to stop at Chuck Norris. Jesus, Chuck Norris, and a normal man are standing by the ocean. “Follow me,” Says Jesus, so the others follow. The normal man drowns. When Jesus noticed, he said “Did we forget […]

Found an hilarious spoof music video of Shakira – Hips Don’t Lie. This is a must see, the guy playing Shakira is so fat but plays the part so well :-) Shakira Images Shakira – Hips Don’t Lie Spoof Video Shakira – Hips Don’t Lie Videos And for those that prefer the real Shakira and […]

One Sunday, a priest asked one of the church janitor if he would cover his Confession shift for him — he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. The janitor agreed and took the booth early on Sunday morning. Soon people showed up. […]

Political one liner joke How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? That light bulb's never getting changed.

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Rodney, what's your problem?” Rodney answered, “I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Green had […]

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. “Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?” “They’re for my juggling act,” the man says. “I don’t believe you,” […]

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity. The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn’t even breathe. […]

– The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. – During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. – He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.” – He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” – During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. […]

Juan dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the American hell and asks the receptionist. Juan: “What do you have here?” Receptionist: “First we will put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then we will lay you on a […]

Two drug dealers were brought before a judge on drug charges. The judge said, “If, over the weekend, you persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you off.” On Monday they returned to the court. The first man announced, “I convinced ten people to give up drugs.” “Well done,” said the Judge. “And […]