A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM […]

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? Her […]

God is like A Ford: He’s got a better idea. God is like Alberto Vo-5: He holds through all kinds of weather. God is like Alka-Seltzer: Try him, you’ll like Him God is like Allstate: You’re in good hands. God is like Bayer Asprin: He works miracles. God is like Coke: He’s the real thing. […]

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition. “Look,” he said, “if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I’ll help you win at golf.” […]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes it is.” Boy: “I […]

The third collection of free funny Doctor Doctor jokes. Hilarious Doctor Doctor Jokes 1 Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there Hilarious Doctor Doctor Jokes 2 Doctor these pills you gave me for BO… What’s wrong with them? They keep slipping out from […]

President George W Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. President George W Bush approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses.” […]

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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the customer, “Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my gator.”

My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, “What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating.” Her friend replied, “Don’t do anything. Just ignore it.” The first girl said, “I can’t.” Her friend, “Why can’t you ignore […]

Women Joke 1 Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink. Women Joke 2 How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…” Women Joke 3 How do you fix […]

Military Joke 1 Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he […]

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.” The woman says, “Okay. Give me a […]

A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?” “Oh…he is breast fed!”, replied the […]

A whole bunch of “you might be an redneck” jokes You might be a redneck if you don’t get these redneck jokes :) You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart. You might be an redneck if the last thing you say is “Hey! Watch this…” You might […]

You Might Be A Redneck If Higher math means counting over 10. You Might Be A Redneck If The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath. You Might Be A Redneck If You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers. You Might Be A Redneck If You have a […]