One day Pinocchio came to Geppetto with a problem.
“Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?”
“Have you tried sandpaper?” Geppetto asked.
Pinocchio hadn’t, so he went to try it.
Pinocchio, saw Geppetto a few weeks later.
“How did the problem work out with your Girlfriend?” Geppetto asked.
Pinocchio replied. “Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?”