One day Pinocchio came to Geppetto with a problem.

“Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?”

“Have you tried sandpaper?” Geppetto asked.

Pinocchio hadn’t, so he went to try it.

Pinocchio, saw Geppetto a few weeks later.

“How did the problem work out with your Girlfriend?” Geppetto asked.

Pinocchio replied. “Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?”

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