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Redneck Joke 801
You might be a redneck if your sister is also your aunt.
Redneck Joke 802
You might be a redneck if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction.
Redneck Joke 803
You might be a redneck if your sister/brother is also your cousin.
Redneck Joke 804
You might be a redneck if your son Bubba J.r. uses his school locker as a gun cabinet.
Redneck Joke 805
You might be a redneck if your spare tire is a cement block.
Redneck Joke 806
You might be a redneck if your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors.
Redneck Joke 807
You might be a redneck if your state senator is willingly photographed with no shirt and a leather vest on a Harley, but refuses to take a Breathalyzer test.
Redneck Joke 808
You might be a redneck if your Sunday vest is green and consists of three different fishing lures.
Redneck Joke 809
You might be a redneck if your table cloth is a bed sheet.
Redneck Joke 810
You might be a redneck if your Thanksgiving centerpiece has ever been prepared by a taxidermist.
Redneck Joke 811
You might be a redneck if your third-grade class has a no-smoking section.
Redneck Joke 812
You might be a redneck if your tire swing has a truck still attached to it.
Redneck Joke 813
You might be a redneck if your tires are worth more than your truck.
Redneck Joke 814
You might be a redneck if your toenails stick out the end of your tennis shoes.
Redneck Joke 815
You might be a redneck if your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket.
Redneck Joke 816
You might be a redneck if your toilet seat says “Sit Here”.
Redneck Joke 817
You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.
Redneck Joke 818
You might be a redneck if your transportation is your boat.
Redneck Joke 819
You might be a redneck if your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body).
Redneck Joke 820
You might be a redneck if your truck has any bondo on it.
Redneck Joke 821
You might be a redneck if your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen.
Redneck Joke 822
You might be a redneck if your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum.
Redneck Joke 823
You might be a redneck if your uncle’s 14 year old kid is out in the front lawn and saying “Ai Pane Ai Pane.”
Redneck Joke 824
You might be a redneck if your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel.
Redneck Joke 825
You might be a redneck if your watchband is wider than any book you’ve ever read.
Redneck Joke 826
You might be a redneck if your way of seeing if you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it.
Redneck Joke 827
You might be a redneck if your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee.
Redneck Joke 828
You might be a redneck if your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee.
Redneck Joke 829
You might be a redneck if your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin’.
Redneck Joke 830
You might be a redneck if your whole wardrobe is work boots, camouflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat.
Redneck Joke 831
You might be a redneck if your whole yard has chickens and cows in it.
Redneck Joke 832
You might be a redneck if your wife can belch louder than you can.
Redneck Joke 833
You might be a redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Redneck Joke 834
You might be a redneck if your wife can out drink you or any of your friends and is willing to prove it.
Redneck Joke 835
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Redneck Joke 836
You might be a redneck if your wife has a set of earrings that you use as a fishing lure.
Redneck Joke 837
You might be a redneck if your wife has been involved in more than six barroom brawls in the last two weeks.
Redneck Joke 838
You might be a redneck if your wife is so ugly you take her everywhere you go so you never have to kiss her good-bye.
Redneck Joke 839
You might be a redneck if your wife left you for last year’s winner of the hog-calling contest.
Redneck Joke 840
You might be a redneck if your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat.
Redneck Joke 841
You might be a redneck if your wife shaves her beard more than you shave yours.
Redneck Joke 842
You might be a redneck if your wife wears a dress on Sunday and one of you’re flannel shirts over it.
Redneck Joke 843
You might be a redneck if your wife wears tight leather and it makes her look like a re-tread.
Redneck Joke 844
You might be a redneck if your wife’s best shoes have steel toes.
Redneck Joke 845
You might be a redneck if your wife’s hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan.
Redneck Joke 846
You might be a redneck if your wife’s bridal reception was at Wal-Mart.
Redneck Joke 847
You might be a redneck if your wife’s deer head hanging on the wall is bigger than yours.
Redneck Joke 848
You might be a redneck if your wife’s idea of a sanitary napkin is one of your dirty work socks left beside the toilet.
Redneck Joke 849
You might be a redneck if your wreath is made out of beer cans.
Redneck Joke 850
You might be a redneck if your yard has more than ten ceramic figurines.
Redneck Joke 851
You might be a redneck if you’re at a family reunion and you wear a shirt that says,”I’m related to you!!!”
Redneck Joke 852
You might be a redneck if you’re going up the highway and hear a kid ask his mom if he can get out and push their car too!
Redneck Joke 853
You might be a redneck if you’re having sex with your wife and she tells you, “That tickles.”
Redneck Joke 854
You might be a redneck if you’re home schooled and you date someone in your class.
Redneck Joke 855
You might be a redneck if you’re on a date and you see a childhood friend and you tell your date “she is like my sister” and that makes her worried.
Redneck Joke 856
You might be a redneck if you’re on your third marriage and still have the same in-laws.
Redneck Joke 857
You might be a redneck if you’re trying to start a 16 hp motor and your shed catches on fire.
Redneck Joke 858
You might be a redneck if you’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like.
Redneck Joke 859
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever asked a priest why he’s wearing that sissy turtleneck.
Redneck Joke 860
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever asked an Amish guy on a horse and buggy if he thought he could out run your John Deer.
Redneck Joke 861
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever attended a Gun and Knife show as a dealer.
Redneck Joke 862
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been in a fist fight involving the phrase “Dale Earnhardt is the Intimidator”.
Redneck Joke 863
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been in a fist fight with your best friend because he said his John Deere will out pull your Farmall.
Redneck Joke 864
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever driven a tractor to a family reunion.
Redneck Joke 865
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever gotten a “lap” dance from your sister!
Redneck Joke 866
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had sex in a satellite dish.
Redneck Joke 867
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever had to put on a pair of boots to go to the bathroom.
Redneck Joke 868
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever picked up your girlfriend in a John Deere.
Redneck Joke 869
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever put a tarp in the bed of your truck to use it as a swimming pool.
Redneck Joke 870
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever returned bottles so you could buy beer with the deposit money.
Redneck Joke 871
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever sold your car for gas money.
Redneck Joke 872
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever used a toaster to light your cigarette.
Redneck Joke 873
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a tie with a flannel shirt.
Redneck Joke 874
You might be a redneck if you’ve got a tab at the ABC Liquor Store.
Redneck Joke 875
You might be a redneck if you’ve had a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Redneck Joke 876
You might be a redneck if you don’t get these redneck jokes :)
Redneck Joke 877
You might be a redneck if you think “wind sprints” means running from a fart.
Redneck Joke 878
You might be an redneck if the last thing you say is “Hey! Watch this…”
Redneck Joke 879
You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”
Redneck Joke 880
You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!
Redneck Joke 881
You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”
Redneck Joke 882
You might be a redneck if when asked by your fiancee “Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?” and you reply “Sure, what’s your phone number?”
Redneck Joke 883
You might be a redneck if your local grocery store also has a few pool tables
Redneck Joke 884
You might be a redneck if your septic tank is the subject of a petition
Redneck Joke 885
You might be a redneck if your car and its motor are more than ten feet apart.
Redneck Joke 886
You might be a redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Redneck Joke 887
You might be a redneck if you sent out birth announcements for your new puppies.
Redneck Joke 888
You might be a redneck if you’ve changed a diaper on a Denny’s table.
Redneck Joke 889
You might be a redneck if your T.V. is on 24-7.
Redneck Joke 890
You might be a redneck if your last keg party included a couple of 911 calls.
Redneck Joke 891
You might be a redneck if you have to mow around a refrigerator and a bed frame.
Redneck Joke 892
You might be a redneck if everyone in the house learns something from the potty training video tape.
Redneck Joke 893
You might be a redneck if diners change tables when your family sits near them.
Redneck Joke 894
You might be a redneck if your prom dress was knitted.
Redneck Joke 895
You might be a redneck if you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth.
Redneck Joke 896
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Redneck Joke 897
You might be a redneck if you let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
Redneck Joke 898
You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Redneck Joke 899
You might be a redneck if you wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Redneck Joke 900
You might be a redneck if ya’ can’t git married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a dang law against it.
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