An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when it suddenly stepped on a thorn, wedging it between its toes. Being in too much pain to continue, the elephant lay down and began to cry.
Shortly after, an ant came across the elephant and asked why she was crying. “I have a thorn in my foot and it’s too painful to walk,” cried the elephant.
The ant thought a minute and offered a deal: “I’ll pull the thorn from your foot, if you let me have sex with you.”
“Okay, I’ll do anything,” whined the elephant. “Just get the damn thorn out!”
The ant pulled the thorn out, then mounted the elephant and began to hump away.
Two monkeys in a nearby tree witnessed the any having sex with an elephant and were laughing their asses off. They started throwing coconuts at the elephant, and finally one hit her square in the head.
The elephant yelled, “YEOUCH!”
The ant said, “Yeah, that’s riight, take it all bitch!”
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