Church Joke 01
Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
Church Joke 02
Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
Church Joke 03
I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
Church Joke 04
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
Church Joke 05
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
Church Joke 06
I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
Church Joke 07
Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
Church Joke 08
Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
Church Joke 09
Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
Church Joke 10
Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.