Viagra Joke 01
A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot, police are looking for hardened criminals.
Viagra Joke 02
A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished – but his wife had a different opinion – “Oh, $40 a year ain’t too bad”.
Viagra Joke 03
And did you hear about the man who spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he’s hard up.
Viagra Joke 04
Are you taking Viagra, or are you just happy to see me?
Viagra Joke 05
Did you hear about Levi’s new jeans for Baby Boomer men?
They come with just a “Viagra” more room.
Viagra Joke 06
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
Viagra Joke 07
Did you hear about the man that died from taking Viagra?
It was terrible; they buried him in an open casket.
Viagra Joke 08
Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?
It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
Viagra Joke 09
Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
The Catholic wife tells her husband to buy Viagra. The Jewish wife tells her husband to buy Pfizer.
Viagra Joke 10
For years the medical profession has been looking after the ill, to make them better.
Now, with Viagra, they’re raising the dead!
Viagra Joke 11
If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use?
A growth chart.
Viagra Joke 12
If you’re depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional.
If that doesn’t work, see a doctor!
Viagra Joke 13
It’s been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.
Viagra Joke 14
The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds from the sale of Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will make elderly men desirable.
Viagra Joke 15
There’s a new beverage on the market… it’s called Viagraccino – one cup and you’re up all night.
Viagra Joke 16
We’re told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs mean an upswing in business.
Viagra Joke 17
What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride.
Viagra Joke 18
What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A guy who is ready to go, but doesn’t really care where.
Viagra Joke 19
What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
Viagra Joke 20
Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
Website - Really Funny Jokes