Rain Weather Puns
Rain Weather Pun 1
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England!
Rain Weather Pun 2
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Rain Weather Pun 3
How does a spy avoid the rain?
He goes undercover.
Rain Weather Pun 4
Local weather reports state there won’t be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Rain Weather Pun 5
Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.
Rain Weather Pun 6
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside
Rain Weather Pun 7
What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?
A drizzily bear.
Rain Weather Pun 8
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
Rain Weather Pun 9
When it rains chickens and ducks?
You could say it’s Fowl weather.
Rain Weather Pun 10
If it really rained cats and dogs, there would be poodles all over the streets.
Rain Weather Pun 11
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Rain Weather Pun 12
What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
Reign!
Rain Weather Pun 13
When does it rain money?
When there’s a “change” in weather!
Rain Weather Pun 14
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
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