You Might Be A Redneck If Higher math means counting over 10.
You Might Be A Redneck If The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
You Might Be A Redneck If You can identify your friends by the sound of their mufflers.
You Might Be A Redneck If You have a lucky rabbit’s foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.
You Might Be A Redneck If You place a classified asking less than $1.
You Might Be A Redneck If You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.
You Might Be A Redneck If You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.
You Might Be A Redneck If Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.