You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board.
You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with.
You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from meetings is your main staple of your diet.
You Work in Corporate America If Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
You Work in Corporate America If It’s dark when you drive to and from work.
You Work in Corporate America If Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries’ annual budgets combined.
You Work in Corporate America If Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.
You Work in Corporate America If When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
You Work in Corporate America If You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
You Work in Corporate America If You learn about your layoff on CNN.
You Work in Corporate America If You order your business cards in “half orders” instead of whole boxes.
You Work in Corporate America If You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
You Work in Corporate America If You see a good looking person and know they’re a visitor.
You Work in Corporate America If You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
You Work in Corporate America If You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.
You Work in Corporate America If Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
You Work in Corporate America If Your company logo on your badge is applied with stickYou Work in Corporate America Ifum.
You Work in Corporate America If Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
You Work in Corporate America If Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
You Work in Corporate America If You’re already late on the assignment you just got.